You're looking at the website for Golden Shoulders, a band from Nevada City, Calfornia. I'm sorry to say it's May 20, 2018 already.
 
 
May 20, 2018

Today's Golden Shoulders Fun Fact:
Just like you and your friends, the members of Golden Shoulders will occasionally send one another ''text messages,'' using sophisticated ''mobile phones'' and their own ''stupid fingers.''

For example, on this date in 2011, singer Brett Shady and songwriter Adam Kline had the following exchange:

Brett: I saw a bumper sticker that said ''I'm the mommy, that's why!'' I looked at who was driving, it was Morgan Freeman, my funny mommy!

Adam: Eeeeeeee


Important Context: Brett saw a dumb bumper sticker, then spiced up his story with a phony celebrity sighting to make it more exciting. Adam was thrilled.

Morgan Freeman IS Brett's funny mommy. That much is true.
Buddies!

It's 2018 now. That seems so futuristic. Like we should be communicating through computers by now or something.

You can see our tour dates in that little box down there to the right; if we're touring, please come see us and bring a thousand friends. And suggest to your friends who live in towns where you don't live that they come see us too. If we have fun on tours, we'll tour more often. We're simple people that way. Other ways too.

Our latest full-length album (which shamefully came out years ago, but I promise we're working on new songs) is called "Get Reasonable," which is actually perfectly good advice for your day to day life. You are able to buy it from us or from Clocktower Records in Grass Valley, CA (if you live near where we live), or from iTunes. And we certainly hope you do.

Speaking of music accessibility, if you want to listen to most of our music from the past 16 years, you can get all of our recordings from the iTunes music store. Even the weird ones.


Questions and extravagant cash donations can be sent to adam@goldenshoulders.com. You can find us on the once-popular Facebook internet service, if you're into that. Feel free to find us there. Be good!

Regards,

Adam
Golden Shoulders
Nevada City, California

 

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We have played/will play shows:

Normally there'd be upcoming show information in this box, but we're taking a break from shows while the next album finally gets written. Maybe we'll see you in the summertime?

You can view an archive of our past performances here.

We mostly take pictures when we're on tour or when we're recording some new music. If you want to keep up with us that way, you can follow us on Instagram here: @goldenshoulders. Here are some recent examples for your perusal:

 
 
 
 
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