You're looking at the website for Golden Shoulders, a band from Nevada City, California. I'm sorry to say it's July 18, 2024 already.
Here's what we look like, sort of. Click on the li'l pictures to see the big ones. (These are sorted from newest to oldest, so, you know, uh, we'll look elderly at the beginning and slowly become infants, like in that one movie.)

You can find more here.

© 2024 Golden Shoulders, Nevada City, California
to tell the truth, I'm all out of proof; it's up to you to believe me